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  • The DNC party is ‘fit to be Hogg tied’

    Hogg promises to make MAGA “squeal like a pig”

    OPIN-ION

    Notorious ‘survivor’ David Hogg, who has made a spectacle of himself with his Nazi salutes, and ‘survivor complex’ has been elected the Vice Chair of the DNC party.

    So now the DNC is headed by, the recently elected, chair who called for Trump to be “hung for treason,” and co-chaired by a 105 lb. Nazi arm raising sociopath.

    Perhaps the Democrats have already forgotten about the last election, perhaps they have short memories. Perhaps they are more senile than Joe Biden.

    Perhaps they have forgotten about the American people and are only beholden to their rich masters: Big Pharma, Soros, Bill Gates, Hollywood, Big Tech, Google, and good ol’ Karl Marx.

    Perhaps it high time all Americans FORGET about the Democrat party and “MOVE ON.”

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Did the condoms for Gaza have “from the USA with love” stamped on them?

    $50 MILLION IN CONDOMS

    OPIN-ION

    My, my, my, aren’t they a horny bunch in the strip. We surmise that launching all of those rockets into Israel and taking care of prisoners makes them horny and frustrated.

    So, the Biden administration, out of their ‘humanity,’ decided it was safer to spend $50 Million on condoms for Gaza than to try to bring peace to the region. After all, they thinking was, “if they are humping each other, they won’t be humping Israel so much.” Well, you see where that type of thinking has brought us.

    Maybe Putin is just frustrated too: $1 Billion for condoms for his country dacha’ we say, perhaps then he’ll ‘pull-out’ of Ukraine-prematurely.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • CNN’S Jim Acosta Quits

    THE TRUMP EFFECT WIN AGAIN

    OPIN-ION

    “My name is Jim, and I’ll Acosta when I do my version of the news” has quit, or been forced out-you decide.

    The longtime news personality at CNN, and longtime nemesis of Donald Trump has seen his prestige and influence nosedive from The Trump Effect, i.e. Donald Trump’s indirect power over people and events, especially those who attack him.

    Perhaps this is a start of a new news media, a news media that isn’t spending 100% of it time slinging mud at Donald Trump, perhaps a news media that actually reports the news, truthfully, and not just spew commentary and propaganda, we here at 4547news certainly hope so

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Milley declared ‘persona non grata,’ portrait taken down, and recalled back home (to China?)

    OPIN-ION

    Strong the Trump Effect is

    Before the ink even dried on Trump’s first signed Executive Order yesterday, retired General Milley’s portrait on the wall of Chairmans of the Joint Staff was taken down, and he was declared persona non grata, in the halls of the Pentagon.

    General Milley, who himself declared, during sworn testimony, that he usurped the chain of command, and acted with treason by conveying and consorting with his Chinese counterpart during Trump’s 45th Presidency, has now seen his reputation torn to shreds, disgraced, forever tainted and treasonous.

    Perhaps it is time for this foreign diplomat, persona non grata, to be recalled home (to China).

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop for fire fighting

    OPIN-ION

    Water is the source of life, it’s also the source of firefighting power. It’s like a superpower, spray enough of it on a fire and the fires goes out. It’s freaking magic.

    But the LA fire department and the major of LA don’t believe in this superpower. They believe that if you’re the correct race and correct gender to respond to the emergency (be sure to tell your 911 operator your chosen race/gender) then all they have to do is just show up and take some pics. But no worries, most times they won’t even show up, cause fire is scary and shit.

    Oh, and don’t worry about your hurt husband that needs to be carried out of your burning house, the totally woke LA firefighter will just respond “well, you shouldn’t have put him in that place, you need to get him out,” and never mind that you’re 5′ 7″ and 120 lbs. and your husband, who got hurt trying to save your house, is only at 6′ 3″ and 250 lbs. you can do it!

    Tomorrow’s topic: dry fire hydrants.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • The ‘Trump Effect’

    OPIN-ION

    Donald Trump not only has an outsized presence, personality, and influence, but he has a real ‘super-power:’ the power to change things that he shouldn’t have any right to change, without even being in office yet.

    Witness:

    -The budget ceiling and talks,

    -Biden pardoning literally everyone,

    -Gas prices are starting to drop already,

    -The election of new house speaker,

    -Most importantly, causing the sudden resignation of Trudeau, Mayor’ of Canada.

    The second election of Trump is historic, but what things will we see from the ‘Trump Effect’ as he takes office; lowered grocery prices, a tamed government budget, inflation flattened, homes and cars the average person can actually afford, a suddenly subdued China, world Peace? Let’s hope so.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Showdown in the H-1B corral, suddenly Doc Holiday is getting cold feet

    OPIN-ION

    The American people has spoken-loud and clear. No more illegals, no more importing of ‘cheap’ labor to take American jobs, no more Silicon Valley Oligarch’s unending lust for ‘indentured servants’ slaving away in high tech, to ensure the profits keep flowing deep and quick.

    But now Elon Musk has spoken, he wants more ‘talented’ H-1B imports, because as his sidekick in the DOGE world Vivek says, American workers are “mediocre.”

    This will crack in the MEGA armor become a chasm? Will this be the undoing of Elon’s influence with Trump 47?

    Wyatt Earp (aka Trump) is about to face the notorious cowboy (aka Pelosi) gang in the OK corral of D.C. over the issue of illegal aliens, and his trusty ‘friend’ Doc Holiday (aka Elon Musk) is suddenly getting cold feet.

    So does Trump stop his march to the corral and have a ‘sit-down’ with Elon to talk things over, does he leave Elon behind, or perhaps most improbable, does he ‘fire’ Elon and go into battle without him?

    Who can tell the future. But what we do know, is that the American people have had enough. The American people want Americans to be first. Elon has been known to change his mind on important issues, he’s very pragmatic when he needs to be, one of the first lessons of being ‘in’ politics is learning how to survive. Trump has learned that harsh lesson, Elon now needs to learn from Trump.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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  • Trump is a “Fucking Genius”

    December 25, 2024

    OPIN-ION

    Now that the election if far behind us, and reality is hitting home (Trump will be sworn in a 47th President of the United States soon), it is reported that democrat talking heads are now saying that Trump is a “fucking genius” (for beating Harris).

    The Editors are not sure if that’s genuine or faint praise on their parts. But what we do know is that Trump’s win is historic. He’s now only the second President in history to win non-consecutive terms, the first being Grover Cleveland. And just like Cleveland, Trump is fighting against government corruption, he is outspoken, opinionated, and a major disrupt-er of the status-quo.

    As we all know, ‘genius’ is a fine knife edge, those who are able to keep their balance tend to do well, and accomplish much, but there are those who fall off the genius edge into craziness (or irrelevancy).

    Trump is now a ‘learned’ and experienced politician, the mistakes of his first administration (mostly by picking Army generals to be in his administration) are behind him, he appears to not be making the same mistakes twice. If ‘loyalty’ is a total requirement to be a part of Trump 47’s administration, then we say that’s a ‘genius’ move.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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  • Is Trump Teddy Roosevelt II or ‘The Don?’

    OPIN-ION

    Speak softly but carry a big stick, or so, said Teddy Roosevelt. Which some say means to negotiate fairly but have a big stick (military, economic, etc) ready if negotiations do not work.

    In many ways, Donald Trump is the reincarnation of Teddy Roosevelt in spirit, he makes his opinions known, he puts America first in everything, and he believes that ‘we’ (American) has a predetermination/destiny to be leaders of the free world-through peace (tough negotiations) and big sticks (military/economic intervention).

    It is the editors opinion (we all have one) that talks of buying Greenland and/or retaking control of the Panama canal should be handled by speaking ‘softly.’ There’s no need for a big stick here-they’re our friends and allies, the promise of peace of prosperity for all should be sufficient.

    Many have said that Trump 45 was our greatest president ever, or perhaps since Teddy Roosevelt or Ronald Reagan. But certainly better, by far, than the last few who have occupied the White House who got us in many seemingly endless and stupid wars, wasting billions of dollars and thousands of lives.

    But unlike Democrats, who seem to ‘love’ every war they get this nation into, Trump wants peace, he doesn’t not want war as the first recourse. Trump wants peace for ‘everyone,’ and economic prosperity for everyone, after all, peace is good for business and Trump IS a businessman, the ‘Don’ of America.

    Putin and Xi on the other hand, both need a BIG STICK, and Trump 47 needs to fix our sticks-they are looking worn out and old. Get us out of all interventions, then the military can concentrate on rebuilding the stick.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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  • Trump and Republicans pushing new concealed carry reciprocity law

    Jan 17

    The Trump Effect is alive and well, Trump and like-minded Replublicans are pushing for concealed carry reciprocity, i.e. a federal law that will force states to recognize concealed carry licenses from other states.

    Now imagine for a minute that you live in California, and you have a California driver’s license, but you’re driving to Vegas (you know, to burn some of that extra stash you made last year) but you reach the California and Neveda border where a Nevada State Trooper is asking for your Nevada driver’s license. You show them you California license, but the Trooper says, “we don’t give a shit about your commie license, get a Nevada license or else you can’t drive here.”

    Now that doesn’t happen in reality. Why? Because of the idea of reciprocity, where one state ‘recognizes’ another state’s laws and considers them ‘valid’ in their state. Imagine as a U.S. citizen, our Constitutional right of free passage and travel could be hampered by individual state’s whims. So, a federal concealed carry reciprocity law is in line with current reciprocity practices amongst the states, and the U.S. Constitution’s right of self-defense, and to bear arms.

    According to multiple sources, The Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act, introduced on Tuesday is already backed by 120 Republicans. Trump is expected to sign the bill if it reaches his desk.

    House GOP mounts Trump-backed push to expand concealed carry permits for millions of Americans

    Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act introduced

    Concealed carry reciprocity, backed by Trump, in U.S. House proposal | Nation & World | victoriaadvocate.com

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  • Trump meets with the new leader of the Democrat party

    Jan 13

    OPIN-ION

    Nancy Pelosi is in a wheelchair, Chuck Shumer has lost his power, and AOC is nudging her crazy chair inch by inch to the head of the table.

    But the people have spoken, especially the people of Pennsylvania. The people want common sense back in government, the people want the corruption to stop, they want their voices to be heard again.

    Did Trump meet with the new DeFacto leader of the Democrat party yesterday and praised his as a man of “commonsense” and “impressive.” Is John Fetterman, the new leader of the Democrat party?

    We say YES.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Gulf of Mexico/America, Canada Yo, Green-america-land, oh my

    Jan 8, 2025

    OPIN-ION

    The Trump Effect is at it again. Trump is the professor of trolling, he lives in their heads, and he’s got many Dem talking-heads all riled up over his talk of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, annexing Greenland, and putting Canada out of their woke misery by making it the 51st state (or in reality, 51-61st states).

    The Trump Effect is having an oversized effect on everything and everyone, the master of trolling lives to get ‘living in their heads’-it’s all too rich.

    But let’s look at this objectively

    Does the Gulf of Mexico belong to Mexico? No. Who actually uses the gulf more? Not Mexico. Does Mexico have the Navy to patrol and protect the gulf? Hardly. So why not rename it to the most important country that borders it? Who’s going to be butt-hurt?

    Now on to Canada eh. Have Canadians been living under the jack-booted communist oppression of Trudeau for too long? Yes. Do Canadians want to be free like American’s are? Yes. We say put it to a vote, if the majority of the people in each province wants to join to USA then we’ll welcome them with open arms-after all, we’ve already welcomed them with open arms to our healthcare services and the play football too, so.

    Now finally Greenland. Trump says Greenland is of strategic importance, it may be so, but the more important question to ask is what would the USA bring to the table? It would be economic development, Constitutional freedoms, and most importantly, it would bring protection, from Russia, from China, etc. We say, let’s make Denmark an offer: for the price of all of our service members that died freeing you from Nazi Germany you give us Greenland. That’d be a bargain for them.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR

    May 2025 bring peace and happiness to all

  • TRUMP PLANS TO SUE THE DES MOINES REGISTER OVER IOWA ELECTION POLL

    Dec 17

    According to multiple sources, President-elect Donald Trump is planning on suing the newspaper, the Des Moines Register over false and misleading election polls indicating Trump would be losing to Kamala Harris in the Presidential election last November.

    The errant poll showed Harris winning 47-44%, but Trump went on the win the state by11 points. Trump is claiming election fraud and interference in his possible suit against the Des Moines Registor and it’s editors.

    A spokesperson for the paper, Lark-Marie Anton, says that they acknowledge the error that their polling didn’t reflect the actual result of the election but that they ‘stand-by’ their decision to publish it.

    Trump claims it was “brazen election interference” for publishing the erroneous poll, hense the need to sue “to straighten out” the press.

    President-elect Donald Trump sues Des Moines Register, Gannett over Iowa election poll

    Trump sues Des Moines Register over poll, promises more media lawsuits

    Emboldened by ABC settlement, Trump threatens more lawsuits against the press | CNN Business

  • TRUMP IS TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON (MAN) OF THE YEAR

    Headline Story

    Dec 11

    By The Editors

    President-elect Donald Trump is to be named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year according to multiple sources.

    Trump who recently won an unprecedented second un-consecutive term is already making waves both domestically and abroad. Minding his promises he made during his historic presidential campaign, by wining not only the electoral vote, but also the popular vote while both houses also went to the Republican side, Trump has been busy filling his future cabinet with like minded people, and meeting with foreign leaders abroad.

    Others on Time’s shortlist for Person of the Year are reported to has been Kamala Harris, Kate Middleton, Elon Musk, and Benjamin Netanyah, and even famous podcaster Joe Rogan

    Marc Benioff, the Salesforce co-founder who owns Time, is reported to be very interested in selling the magazine.

    Time magazine to name Trump ‘Person of the Year’ | Reuters

    Trump to be named Time’s ‘Person of the Year’ for second time | CNN Politics

    Time Hit by Stunning Leak as Report Outs ‘Person of the Year’ a Day Early

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