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  • The DNC party is ‘fit to be Hogg tied’

    Hogg promises to make MAGA “squeal like a pig”

    OPIN-ION

    Notorious ‘survivor’ David Hogg, who has made a spectacle of himself with his Nazi salutes, and ‘survivor complex’ has been elected the Vice Chair of the DNC party.

    So now the DNC is headed by, the recently elected, chair who called for Trump to be “hung for treason,” and co-chaired by a 105 lb. Nazi arm raising sociopath.

    Perhaps the Democrats have already forgotten about the last election, perhaps they have short memories. Perhaps they are more senile than Joe Biden.

    Perhaps they have forgotten about the American people and are only beholden to their rich masters: Big Pharma, Soros, Bill Gates, Hollywood, Big Tech, Google, and good ol’ Karl Marx.

    Perhaps it high time all Americans FORGET about the Democrat party and “MOVE ON.”

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Did the condoms for Gaza have “from the USA with love” stamped on them?

    $50 MILLION IN CONDOMS

    OPIN-ION

    My, my, my, aren’t they a horny bunch in the strip. We surmise that launching all of those rockets into Israel and taking care of prisoners makes them horny and frustrated.

    So, the Biden administration, out of their ‘humanity,’ decided it was safer to spend $50 Million on condoms for Gaza than to try to bring peace to the region. After all, they thinking was, “if they are humping each other, they won’t be humping Israel so much.” Well, you see where that type of thinking has brought us.

    Maybe Putin is just frustrated too: $1 Billion for condoms for his country dacha’ we say, perhaps then he’ll ‘pull-out’ of Ukraine-prematurely.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • CNN’S Jim Acosta Quits

    THE TRUMP EFFECT WIN AGAIN

    OPIN-ION

    “My name is Jim, and I’ll Acosta when I do my version of the news” has quit, or been forced out-you decide.

    The longtime news personality at CNN, and longtime nemesis of Donald Trump has seen his prestige and influence nosedive from The Trump Effect, i.e. Donald Trump’s indirect power over people and events, especially those who attack him.

    Perhaps this is a start of a new news media, a news media that isn’t spending 100% of it time slinging mud at Donald Trump, perhaps a news media that actually reports the news, truthfully, and not just spew commentary and propaganda, we here at 4547news certainly hope so

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Milley declared ‘persona non grata,’ portrait taken down, and recalled back home (to China?)

    OPIN-ION

    Strong the Trump Effect is

    Before the ink even dried on Trump’s first signed Executive Order yesterday, retired General Milley’s portrait on the wall of Chairmans of the Joint Staff was taken down, and he was declared persona non grata, in the halls of the Pentagon.

    General Milley, who himself declared, during sworn testimony, that he usurped the chain of command, and acted with treason by conveying and consorting with his Chinese counterpart during Trump’s 45th Presidency, has now seen his reputation torn to shreds, disgraced, forever tainted and treasonous.

    Perhaps it is time for this foreign diplomat, persona non grata, to be recalled home (to China).

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop for fire fighting

    OPIN-ION

    Water is the source of life, it’s also the source of firefighting power. It’s like a superpower, spray enough of it on a fire and the fires goes out. It’s freaking magic.

    But the LA fire department and the major of LA don’t believe in this superpower. They believe that if you’re the correct race and correct gender to respond to the emergency (be sure to tell your 911 operator your chosen race/gender) then all they have to do is just show up and take some pics. But no worries, most times they won’t even show up, cause fire is scary and shit.

    Oh, and don’t worry about your hurt husband that needs to be carried out of your burning house, the totally woke LA firefighter will just respond “well, you shouldn’t have put him in that place, you need to get him out,” and never mind that you’re 5′ 7″ and 120 lbs. and your husband, who got hurt trying to save your house, is only at 6′ 3″ and 250 lbs. you can do it!

    Tomorrow’s topic: dry fire hydrants.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • The ‘Trump Effect’

    OPIN-ION

    Donald Trump not only has an outsized presence, personality, and influence, but he has a real ‘super-power:’ the power to change things that he shouldn’t have any right to change, without even being in office yet.

    Witness:

    -The budget ceiling and talks,

    -Biden pardoning literally everyone,

    -Gas prices are starting to drop already,

    -The election of new house speaker,

    -Most importantly, causing the sudden resignation of Trudeau, Mayor’ of Canada.

    The second election of Trump is historic, but what things will we see from the ‘Trump Effect’ as he takes office; lowered grocery prices, a tamed government budget, inflation flattened, homes and cars the average person can actually afford, a suddenly subdued China, world Peace? Let’s hope so.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

  • Showdown in the H-1B corral, suddenly Doc Holiday is getting cold feet

    OPIN-ION

    The American people has spoken-loud and clear. No more illegals, no more importing of ‘cheap’ labor to take American jobs, no more Silicon Valley Oligarch’s unending lust for ‘indentured servants’ slaving away in high tech, to ensure the profits keep flowing deep and quick.

    But now Elon Musk has spoken, he wants more ‘talented’ H-1B imports, because as his sidekick in the DOGE world Vivek says, American workers are “mediocre.”

    This will crack in the MEGA armor become a chasm? Will this be the undoing of Elon’s influence with Trump 47?

    Wyatt Earp (aka Trump) is about to face the notorious cowboy (aka Pelosi) gang in the OK corral of D.C. over the issue of illegal aliens, and his trusty ‘friend’ Doc Holiday (aka Elon Musk) is suddenly getting cold feet.

    So does Trump stop his march to the corral and have a ‘sit-down’ with Elon to talk things over, does he leave Elon behind, or perhaps most improbable, does he ‘fire’ Elon and go into battle without him?

    Who can tell the future. But what we do know, is that the American people have had enough. The American people want Americans to be first. Elon has been known to change his mind on important issues, he’s very pragmatic when he needs to be, one of the first lessons of being ‘in’ politics is learning how to survive. Trump has learned that harsh lesson, Elon now needs to learn from Trump.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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  • Trump is a “Fucking Genius”

    December 25, 2024

    OPIN-ION

    Now that the election if far behind us, and reality is hitting home (Trump will be sworn in a 47th President of the United States soon), it is reported that democrat talking heads are now saying that Trump is a “fucking genius” (for beating Harris).

    The Editors are not sure if that’s genuine or faint praise on their parts. But what we do know is that Trump’s win is historic. He’s now only the second President in history to win non-consecutive terms, the first being Grover Cleveland. And just like Cleveland, Trump is fighting against government corruption, he is outspoken, opinionated, and a major disrupt-er of the status-quo.

    As we all know, ‘genius’ is a fine knife edge, those who are able to keep their balance tend to do well, and accomplish much, but there are those who fall off the genius edge into craziness (or irrelevancy).

    Trump is now a ‘learned’ and experienced politician, the mistakes of his first administration (mostly by picking Army generals to be in his administration) are behind him, he appears to not be making the same mistakes twice. If ‘loyalty’ is a total requirement to be a part of Trump 47’s administration, then we say that’s a ‘genius’ move.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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  • Is Trump Teddy Roosevelt II or ‘The Don?’

    OPIN-ION

    Speak softly but carry a big stick, or so, said Teddy Roosevelt. Which some say means to negotiate fairly but have a big stick (military, economic, etc) ready if negotiations do not work.

    In many ways, Donald Trump is the reincarnation of Teddy Roosevelt in spirit, he makes his opinions known, he puts America first in everything, and he believes that ‘we’ (American) has a predetermination/destiny to be leaders of the free world-through peace (tough negotiations) and big sticks (military/economic intervention).

    It is the editors opinion (we all have one) that talks of buying Greenland and/or retaking control of the Panama canal should be handled by speaking ‘softly.’ There’s no need for a big stick here-they’re our friends and allies, the promise of peace of prosperity for all should be sufficient.

    Many have said that Trump 45 was our greatest president ever, or perhaps since Teddy Roosevelt or Ronald Reagan. But certainly better, by far, than the last few who have occupied the White House who got us in many seemingly endless and stupid wars, wasting billions of dollars and thousands of lives.

    But unlike Democrats, who seem to ‘love’ every war they get this nation into, Trump wants peace, he doesn’t not want war as the first recourse. Trump wants peace for ‘everyone,’ and economic prosperity for everyone, after all, peace is good for business and Trump IS a businessman, the ‘Don’ of America.

    Putin and Xi on the other hand, both need a BIG STICK, and Trump 47 needs to fix our sticks-they are looking worn out and old. Get us out of all interventions, then the military can concentrate on rebuilding the stick.

    Respectfully

    The Editors

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Top Story

  • HUGE Stacey Adams was to get HUGE Pay-day, stopped by DOGE

    Feb 20

    DOGE team discovers ‘hidden’ $2 BILLION to be given to Stacey Adams ‘non-profit’ organization

    Elon Musk and the DOGE team uncovered $2 BILLION dollars that the Biden administration hid away, labeled ‘EPA grant funds,’ to be given to a newly created ‘non-profit,’ led by Stacey Adam, whose stated purpose was to ‘de-carbonize’ the economy.

    “This is how we expand access to clean energy—by prioritizing housing, equity, and resilience,” Abrams posted on X when she created the non-profit for-Stacey’s-profit-for-massive-profit organization.

    The DOGE team continues to find new and massive fraud, waste, and abuse, of taxpayer’s money every day.

  • BIGGEST FRAUD IN HISTORY?

    Feb 18

    More “people” are Social Security than there are citizens!

    The acting director of the Social Security Administration quickly resigned after the DOGE team uncovered millions of social security benefits going to people aged 100-159!

    The DOGE team found 531 MILLION Social Security numbers in circulation, which proports to show a massive black market in operation to use in identity thief.

    The sudden resignation of the director is also another bad sign, perhaps the DOGE is uncovering the biggest government fraud case in history, why else would he suddenly run away if she wasn’t afraid of serious charges following her?

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  • MINECRAFT-A government for the bureaucrats, by the bureaucrats and of the bureaucrats.

    Feb 12

    DOGE discovers a MINE full of Federal problems

    Imagine it’s 2025 and everything is computerized. Information is at the tips of our fingers; stuff can be done by tapping a few keys on a computer board, but then you stumble upon a government bureaucracy that is literally a MINE, in Boyers, Pennsylvania, full of hundreds of federal employees, doing ‘hard’ labor (at the rate of one application per 16 hours) of processing federal employee retirements.

    According to reports, a maximum of 10,000 federal employees can be retired any given month. It’s not due to any MODERN computer constraint, it’s not due to LACK of workers, it’s ALL due to the fact that it’s done on ‘paper,’ by HAND, and placed in manila envelopes and filed away in cabinets that stretch for miles underground!

    The Federal bureaucracy is literally MINE-deep and it’s going to take determined efforts to drag these cave-dwellers, kicking and screaming, out of their holes, into the modern world.

  • Reader’s WINS

    Feb 10

    From reader’s emails:

    “Every day, since J20, is a WIN for American” -Jan S.

    “Endless crying by the Dems” -Mark J.

    “The louder they scream, and more Elon needs to dig” -Frank W.

    “Watching Schiff get very nervous is a huge win” -Robert H.

    “Who let the DOGE out, woof woof woof!” -Samatha K.

    “Thank GOD for Trump, let Freedom ring AGAIN” -Susan Z.

    “No more business (corruption) as usual-it’s over” -Lori S.

  • T-Day +18

    What’s your fav ‘win’ so far?

    Let us know and we’ll print it!

  • WINNING!

    The Trump EFFECT at work

    Jan 6

    -Mexico sends troops to the border.

    -US Gov ships can now use the Panama Canal for free.

    -CA gov Newsome heading to DC to beg Trump for money.

    -CIA being cleaned out from top to bottom.

    -Democrats howling at all of their secret waste and fraud be uncovered by DOGE

    -US Army recruitment up, best in 15 years.

    -Trump protecting (real) women’s sports.

  • FED GOV SUBSIDIZED NEWS RAG POLITICO

    Jan 5

    Far left POLITCO received $8.2 MILLION

    Trump let the DOGE’s out, and they been uncovering a lot of nasty smells. Elon Muck and his crew has uncovered that the Federal Government has been subsidizing the far-left news rag to the tune of $8.2 MILLION!

    All funding is quickly being shut down. When 4547news reached out for comment from Politico, received no reply.

  • How to become a multi-millionaire

    Feb 4

    It’s easy, just work for the Federal government

    Tennessee Valley Authority CEO Jeff Lyash — the highest-paid federal employee with a compensation package of $10.5 million per year,

    chief financial officer John Thomas raking in $6.3 million a year,

    chief operating officer Don Moul earning $5 million,

    general counsel David Fountain making $3.3 million

    chief nuclear officer Tim Rausch taking home $3.3 million

  • NGO’s swimming in a sea of YOUR tax dollars

    Feb 4

    Top NGO USAID Recipients (fiscal Years 2013-2022)

    1. Catholic Relief Services: $4.6 billion (nonprofit)

    2. Chemonics International: $4.5 billion (for-profit)

    3. FHI 360: $3.8 billion (nonprofit)

    4. Development Alternatives, Inc.: $3 billion (for-profit)

    5. ABT Associates, Inc.: $2.6 billion (for-profit)

    6. RTI International: $2.3 billion (research institute)

    7. John Snow International: $1.8 billion (nonprofit)

    8. Save the Children Federation, Inc.: $1.5 billion (nonprofit)

    9. ARD, Inc.: $1.5 billion (nonprofit)

    10. Jhpiego Corporation: $1.3 billion (nonprofit)

    11. Deloitte: $1.2 billion (for-profit)

  • PEACE in Ukraine May 9th

    Feb 3

    Trump sets three conditions for ending the war

    Trump 47 is setting the conditions for peace in the never-ending and bloody Ukraine/Russian war.

    First, Ukraine must let go of its aspirations for NATO membership.

    Second, a complete ceasefire by April 20th.

    Third, a gradual lifting of sanctions on Russia, over a period of three years, if they keep to the terms of the peace agreement.

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