Jan 8, 2025
OPIN-ION
The Trump Effect is at it again. Trump is the professor of trolling, he lives in their heads, and he’s got many Dem talking-heads all riled up over his talk of renaming the Gulf of Mexico, annexing Greenland, and putting Canada out of their woke misery by making it the 51st state (or in reality, 51-61st states).
The Trump Effect is having an oversized effect on everything and everyone, the master of trolling lives to get ‘living in their heads’-it’s all too rich.
But let’s look at this objectively
Does the Gulf of Mexico belong to Mexico? No. Who actually uses the gulf more? Not Mexico. Does Mexico have the Navy to patrol and protect the gulf? Hardly. So why not rename it to the most important country that borders it? Who’s going to be butt-hurt?
Now on to Canada eh. Have Canadians been living under the jack-booted communist oppression of Trudeau for too long? Yes. Do Canadians want to be free like American’s are? Yes. We say put it to a vote, if the majority of the people in each province wants to join to USA then we’ll welcome them with open arms-after all, we’ve already welcomed them with open arms to our healthcare services and the play football too, so.
Now finally Greenland. Trump says Greenland is of strategic importance, it may be so, but the more important question to ask is what would the USA bring to the table? It would be economic development, Constitutional freedoms, and most importantly, it would bring protection, from Russia, from China, etc. We say, let’s make Denmark an offer: for the price of all of our service members that died freeing you from Nazi Germany you give us Greenland. That’d be a bargain for them.
Respectfully
The Editors
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